Last week the world was EMBROILED in NBA Finals mania! Lebron and the Cavs and Steph and the Warriors were battling for the trophy. Nothing like some good basketball. Unfortunately, with Lebron comes the age old argument: who is the GOAT Jordan or James? Throw in KD’s hair for an extra treat. Grown men and women BATTLING to crown a King. They spent weeks trying to find the answer. However, y’all have truly got your priorities mixed up. Y’all out here trying to have a fictitious battle and a cheeto was single handedly f*cking up the ENTIRE country.
Y’all worrying about KD’s hair and Toupee Fiasco is out here allocating money for A SPACE FORCE in OUTER SPACE! I mean are we starting a new country up there?!?!? You heard me right. Cheeto in Chief is gearing up for us to fight the Decepticons!
I guess Bumblebee and nem can’t handle it. Just when you thought this dude couldn’t get any crazier, he lowers the bar. What the hell is in space that we nee to fight?!?!? Haley’s Comet? The Big Dipper? I am CONFUSED!!!! Are we starting a new country up there or what?!?
Every time I think about the fact that these people claim to be “fiscally conservative” when they have NO PROBLEM wasting my money, I get angry. Real Angry. Stone Cold Steve Austin level angry.
I think about walking down to the ring. Letting him know just what I think about his dumb ass Space Force .
Then I would leave him with something to remember me by. before I let him know that the conversation is officially over. and having a celebratory toast.
I was confused about why he felt the need to protect a frontier that isn’t in danger anyway! Then it came to me. Once he f*cks up the entire earth He’s got to have somewhere where he and His kids ca get those tans.